I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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