Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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