so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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