So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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