Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
