You're my little dorito
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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