butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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