you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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