We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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