Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I don't deserve a penis
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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