haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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