Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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