Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize
