Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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