kristin has been a bad kristin
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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