Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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