Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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