did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
