YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Drunk is not a location!
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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