I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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