Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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