Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
