Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Randomize
