Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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