break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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