i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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