Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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