P.S. I can't hear my feet
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The adults are the big ones right?
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