How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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