you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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