How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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