So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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