Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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