I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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