I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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