I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
