Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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