So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
This is my gift to your gina
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize