Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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