He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
honey bunches of taint.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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