Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She said her name was "party"
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
