is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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