Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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