I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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