It's like a parade of train wrecks.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
This is the high leading the old right now
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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