Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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