You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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