sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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