Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
How's work?
Spinning.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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