Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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