we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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