who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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