He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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