You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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