drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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