I must be too annoying 4 u.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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