you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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