All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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